We were recently forwarded the Urban Dictionary's definition of a N3RD, which you can find here
1) Someone who was compiled, not born. 2) Someone who cannot differentiate between real life and IRC. 3) Someone who would rather marry a computer.
"Nerd" without the e, replaced by the superior letternumber 3. They are extreme nerds who are very unpopular but their IQ is a lot higher than everyone around them. They are pushed around but they will some day become rulers of the world and all will suffer under their cruel wrath. Jock 1: "Look at that nerd" Jock 2: "We should go kick him" Jock 3: "That's no nerd! that's a n3rd!" Jock 1: "Who cares? let's go kick him" Jock 2 & 3: "Alright"
The way Internet Junkies refer to themselves and others by "LoL, BrB AfK Gotta OwnZorS d jon PS u za n3rd"